This week I have had two ridiculous thing happen to me.....
Today I scrubbed the bathroom floor. Today I threw my back out while on my hands and knees scrubbing the bathroom floor. Today I crawled, crying, out of the bathroom to the living room rug barely clearing a spot on the floor of the toys to curl in the fetal position weeping. Then my guests arrived.
Tuesday was a beautiful but humid day. I strolled along trendy Queen St, my newly cut and styled hair blowing in the warm breeze. Hot, I took a nice long swig from my water bottle. Mouth still full I accidentally stepped on uneven ground turning my ankle. I quickly recovered (I have the reflexes of a minx) but in doing so choked on the water in my mouth spraying it a couple of feet while I bent over and coughed myself red in the face. Once I righted myself I discovered I had an audience of bugaboo'd moms and hipsters.
I think after the last two days there is no question to my coolness.