Thursday, 29 September 2011

Why I shouldn't be allowed in public

This week I have had two ridiculous thing happen to me.....

Today I scrubbed the bathroom floor.  Today I threw my back out while on my hands and knees scrubbing the bathroom floor.  Today I crawled, crying, out of the bathroom to the living room rug barely clearing a spot on the floor of the toys to curl in the fetal position weeping. Then my guests arrived.

Tuesday was a beautiful but humid day.  I strolled along trendy Queen St, my newly cut and styled hair blowing in the warm breeze.  Hot, I took a nice long swig from my water bottle.  Mouth still full I accidentally stepped on uneven ground turning my ankle.  I quickly recovered (I have the reflexes of a minx) but in doing so choked on the water in my mouth spraying it a couple of feet while I bent over and coughed myself red in the face. Once I righted myself I discovered I had an audience of bugaboo'd moms and hipsters.

I think after the last two days there is no question to my coolness.

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